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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en-UK">
+<head>
+    <title>realmicrosoft - wukkOS</title>
+    <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
+</head>
+<body>
+<div class="container">
+
+    <div class="container-item">
+        <img src="/assets/products/wukkOS.png" alt="icon showing wukkOS logo"/>
+        <h1>wukkOS</h1>
+        <h2 id="subtitle"><noscript>the you don't have javascript enabled do you?</noscript></h2>
+
+        <img src="/assets/wukkos/wukko_dms.png" alt="dms between husky and wukko on telegram, describing wukk OS, an operating system; conversation ending in 'you'll get sued'"/>
+
+        <p>
+            wukkOS is a fully custom-built operating system, using a custom kernel based upon ideals from
+            <a href="https://github.com/phil-opp/blog_os">Blog OS</a> as well as various unix-like operating systems.
+            it is currently very early in development, and definitely is not ready for use yet. however,
+            you can find the source code and/or obsessively watch me make commits on
+            <a href="https://github.com/realmicrosoft/wukkOS">github</a>.
+        </p>
+
+        <p>
+            you can follow the development of wukkOS on the following profiles:
+        </p>
+        <ul>
+            <li>husky:
+                <a href="https://twitter.com/arcadezmc">Twitter</a>
+                <a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@husky">Mastodon</a>
+                <a href="https://cohost.org/huskies">Cohost</a>
+            </li>
+            <li>evie:
+                <a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@evie">Mastodon</a>
+                <a href="https://cohost.org/eviee">Cohost</a>
+            </li>
+            <li>Real Microsoft, LLC:
+                <a href="https://twitter.com/RMSyiff">Twitter</a>
+                <a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@realmicrosoft">Mastodon</a>
+                <a href="https://cohost.org/realmicrosoft">Cohost</a>
+            </li>
+        </ul>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="container-item">
+        <div class="credit">
+            <img src="/xenia.png" alt="image of xenia, an anthropomorphic fox who was a contender for the linux mascot"/>
+            <span>image made by <a href="https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/">@cathodegaytube</a>!</span>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+</div>
+<script>
+    let subtitles = [
+        "the scariest operating system in years",
+        "NOT ACTUALLY UNIX, DO NOT SUE US",
+        "the only operating system called wukkOS",
+        "Real Microsoft, LLC's official operating system",
+        "free as in freedom, not as in freesex.com",
+        "github copilot wanted me to say \"the operating system for the wukk\"",
+        "the operating system for people who use twitter too much",
+
+        "it's not possible to get this message to show up, you're looking at the source code aren't you?",
+    ];
+    let subtitle = document.getElementById("subtitle");
+    subtitle.innerHTML = subtitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * (subtitles.length - 1))];
+</script>
+</body>
+</html>
