Merge pull request #4 from realmicrosoft/wukkOS

add wukkOS section
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<img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="realmicrosoft logo"/> <img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="realmicrosoft logo"/>
<h1>welcome to Real Microsoft, LLC!</h1> <h1>welcome to Real Microsoft, LLC!</h1>
<div class="container"> <div class="container">
<div class="container-item product">
<a href="wukkOS/index.html">
<img src="/assets/products/wukkOS.png" alt="icon showing wukkOS logo"/>
<h2>wukkOS</h2>
</a>
</div>
<div class="container-item product"> <div class="container-item product">
<a href="yiffos/index.html"> <a href="yiffos/index.html">
<img src="/assets/products/yiffOS%20support.png" alt="yiffOS support logo"/> <img src="/assets/products/yiffOS%20support.png" alt="yiffOS support logo"/>

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border-radius: 3px; border-radius: 3px;
} }
ul {
list-style: none;
}
.container { .container {
display: flex; display: flex;
flex-direction: row; flex-direction: row;
flex-wrap: wrap; flex-wrap: wrap;
justify-content: center; justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
align-content: center; align-content: center;
} }
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text-align: center; text-align: center;
font-size: smaller; font-size: smaller;
padding: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em;
margin: auto; margin-left: auto;
margin-right: auto;
position: sticky;
top: 30px;
} }
.credit img { .credit img {

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en-UK">
<head>
<title>realmicrosoft - wukkOS</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
</head>
<body>
<div class="container">
<div class="container-item">
<img src="/assets/products/wukkOS.png" alt="icon showing wukkOS logo"/>
<h1>wukkOS</h1>
<h2 id="subtitle"><noscript>the you don't have javascript enabled do you?</noscript></h2>
<img src="/assets/wukkos/wukko_dms.png" alt="dms between husky and wukko on telegram, describing wukk OS, an operating system; conversation ending in 'you'll get sued'"/>
<p>
wukkOS is a fully custom-built operating system, using a custom kernel based upon ideals from
<a href="https://github.com/phil-opp/blog_os">Blog OS</a> as well as various unix-like operating systems.
it is currently very early in development, and definitely is not ready for use yet. however,
you can find the source code and/or obsessively watch me make commits on
<a href="https://github.com/realmicrosoft/wukkOS">github</a>.
</p>
<p>
you can follow the development of wukkOS on the following profiles:
</p>
<ul>
<li>husky:
<a href="https://twitter.com/arcadezmc">Twitter</a>
<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@husky">Mastodon</a>
<a href="https://cohost.org/huskies">Cohost</a>
</li>
<li>evie:
<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@evie">Mastodon</a>
<a href="https://cohost.org/eviee">Cohost</a>
</li>
<li>Real Microsoft, LLC:
<a href="https://twitter.com/RMSyiff">Twitter</a>
<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@realmicrosoft">Mastodon</a>
<a href="https://cohost.org/realmicrosoft">Cohost</a>
</li>
</ul>
<h3>legal disclaimer</h3>
<p>
wukko's name is being used with permission from wukko for this project.
</p>
<p>
this project is not associated in any way with the Unix brand or trademark, despite any potential
similarities or references to Unix or other Unix-like operating systems.
</p>
<p>
both wukkOS and the company Real Microsoft, LLC are not associated with Microsoft Corporation in
any way, and should not be confused with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products.
we do not attempt to associate ourselves with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products.
</p>
<p id="footer"><b>REAL MICROSOFT LLC IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.<br>
WE DO NOT WORK WITH AND/OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY MICROSOFT CORPORATION PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:<br>
WINDOWS, AZURE, OFFICE, etc.<br></b>
<br>contact me (mr official bill gate) at <a href="mailto:billgate@realmicrosoft.com">billgate@realmicrosoft.com</a> <a
href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
<br>
for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@realmicrosoft.com">devnull@realmicrosoft.com</a><br>
or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a>
<br><br>
<a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a>
</p>
</div>
<div class="container-item">
<div class="credit">
<img src="/xenia.png" alt="image of xenia, an anthropomorphic fox who was a contender for the linux mascot"/>
<span>image made by <a href="https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/">@cathodegaytube</a>!</span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<script>
let subtitles = [
"the scariest operating system in years",
"NOT ACTUALLY UNIX, DO NOT SUE US",
"the only operating system called wukkOS",
"Real Microsoft, LLC's official operating system",
"free as in freedom, not as in freesex.com",
"github copilot wanted me to say \"the operating system for the wukk\"",
"the operating system for people who use twitter too much",
"it's not possible to get this message to show up, you're looking at the source code aren't you?",
];
let subtitle = document.getElementById("subtitle");
subtitle.innerHTML = subtitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * (subtitles.length - 1))];
</script>
</body>
</html>