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<img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="realmicrosoft logo"/>
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<h1>welcome to Real Microsoft, LLC!</h1>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="container-item product">
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<a href="wukkOS/index.html">
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<img src="/assets/products/wukkOS.png" alt="icon showing wukkOS logo"/>
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<h2>wukkOS</h2>
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</a>
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</div>
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<div class="container-item product">
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<a href="yiffos/index.html">
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<img src="/assets/products/yiffOS%20support.png" alt="yiffOS support logo"/>
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border-radius: 3px;
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}
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ul {
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list-style: none;
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}
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.container {
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: row;
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justify-content: center;
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text-align: center;
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margin: auto;
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margin-left: auto;
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margin-right: auto;
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position: sticky;
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top: 30px;
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}
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en-UK">
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<head>
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<title>realmicrosoft - wukkOS</title>
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<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="container-item">
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<img src="/assets/products/wukkOS.png" alt="icon showing wukkOS logo"/>
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<h1>wukkOS</h1>
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<h2 id="subtitle"><noscript>the you don't have javascript enabled do you?</noscript></h2>
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<img src="/assets/wukkos/wukko_dms.png" alt="dms between husky and wukko on telegram, describing wukk OS, an operating system; conversation ending in 'you'll get sued'"/>
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<p>
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wukkOS is a fully custom-built operating system, using a custom kernel based upon ideals from
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<a href="https://github.com/phil-opp/blog_os">Blog OS</a> as well as various unix-like operating systems.
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it is currently very early in development, and definitely is not ready for use yet. however,
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you can find the source code and/or obsessively watch me make commits on
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<a href="https://github.com/realmicrosoft/wukkOS">github</a>.
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</p>
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<p>
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you can follow the development of wukkOS on the following profiles:
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</p>
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<ul>
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<li>husky:
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<a href="https://twitter.com/arcadezmc">Twitter</a>
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<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@husky">Mastodon</a>
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<a href="https://cohost.org/huskies">Cohost</a>
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</li>
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<li>evie:
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<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@evie">Mastodon</a>
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<a href="https://cohost.org/eviee">Cohost</a>
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</li>
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<li>Real Microsoft, LLC:
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<a href="https://twitter.com/RMSyiff">Twitter</a>
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<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@realmicrosoft">Mastodon</a>
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<a href="https://cohost.org/realmicrosoft">Cohost</a>
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</li>
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</ul>
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<h3>legal disclaimer</h3>
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<p>
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wukko's name is being used with permission from wukko for this project.
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</p>
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<p>
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this project is not associated in any way with the Unix brand or trademark, despite any potential
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similarities or references to Unix or other Unix-like operating systems.
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</p>
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<p>
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both wukkOS and the company Real Microsoft, LLC are not associated with Microsoft Corporation in
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any way, and should not be confused with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products.
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we do not attempt to associate ourselves with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products.
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</p>
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<p id="footer"><b>REAL MICROSOFT LLC IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.<br>
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WE DO NOT WORK WITH AND/OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY MICROSOFT CORPORATION PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:<br>
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WINDOWS, AZURE, OFFICE, etc.<br></b>
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<br>contact me (mr official bill gate) at <a href="mailto:billgate@realmicrosoft.com">billgate@realmicrosoft.com</a> <a
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href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
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<br>
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for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@realmicrosoft.com">devnull@realmicrosoft.com</a><br>
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or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a>
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<br><br>
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<a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a>
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</p>
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</div>
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<div class="container-item">
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<div class="credit">
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<img src="/xenia.png" alt="image of xenia, an anthropomorphic fox who was a contender for the linux mascot"/>
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<span>image made by <a href="https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/">@cathodegaytube</a>!</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<script>
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let subtitles = [
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"the scariest operating system in years",
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"NOT ACTUALLY UNIX, DO NOT SUE US",
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"the only operating system called wukkOS",
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"Real Microsoft, LLC's official operating system",
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"free as in freedom, not as in freesex.com",
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"github copilot wanted me to say \"the operating system for the wukk\"",
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"the operating system for people who use twitter too much",
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"it's not possible to get this message to show up, you're looking at the source code aren't you?",
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];
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let subtitle = document.getElementById("subtitle");
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subtitle.innerHTML = subtitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * (subtitles.length - 1))];
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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