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<html lang="en-UK"> <html lang="en-UK">
<head> <head>
<title>officially real microsoft dot com</title> <title>vore microcomputers dot com</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="microsoft.css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="microsoft.css"/>
</head> </head>
<body> <body>
<div class="container"> <div class="container">
<div class="container-item"> <div class="container-item">
<img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="realmicrosoft logo"/> <img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="vore microcomputers logo"/>
<h1>welcome to Real Microsoft, LLC!</h1> <h1>welcome to Vore Microcomputers, LLC!</h1>
<div class="container"> <div class="container">
<div class="container-item product"> <div class="container-item product">
<a href="wukkOS/index.html"> <a href="wukkOS/index.html">
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</a> </a>
</div> </div>
<div class="container-item product"> <div class="container-item product">
<a href="https://github.com/realmicrosoft"> <a href="https://github.com/voremicrocomputers">
<img src="/assets/products/github.png" alt="stylised github logo"/> <img src="/assets/products/github.png" alt="stylised github logo"/>
<h2>our github</h2> <h2>our github</h2>
</a> </a>
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</a> </a>
</div> </div>
</div> </div>
<p id="footer"><b>REAL MICROSOFT LLC IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.<br> <p id="footer">
WE DO NOT WORK WITH AND/OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY MICROSOFT CORPORATION PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:<br> <br>contact us at <a href="mailto:nikocs@voremicrocomputers.com">nikocs@voremicrocomputers.com</a> <a
WINDOWS, AZURE, OFFICE, etc.<br></b>
<br>contact me (mr official bill gate) at <a href="mailto:billgate@realmicrosoft.com">billgate@realmicrosoft.com</a> <a
href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a> href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
<br> <br>
for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@realmicrosoft.com">devnull@realmicrosoft.com</a><br> for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@voremicrocomputers.com">devnull@voremicrocomputers.com</a><br>
or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a> or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a>
<br><br> <br><br>
<a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a> <a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a>

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<!DOCTYPE html> <!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en-UK"> <html lang="en-UK">
<head> <head>
<title>realmicrosoft - wukkOS</title> <title>vore microcomputers - wukkOS</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
</head> </head>
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<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@evie">Mastodon</a> <a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@evie">Mastodon</a>
<a href="https://cohost.org/eviee">Cohost</a> <a href="https://cohost.org/eviee">Cohost</a>
</li> </li>
<li>Real Microsoft, LLC: <li>Vore Microcomputers, LLC:
<a href="https://twitter.com/RMSyiff">Twitter</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/voremicro">Twitter</a>
<a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@realmicrosoft">Mastodon</a> <a href="https://gaycatgirl.sex/web/@voremicrocomputers">Mastodon</a>
<a href="https://cohost.org/realmicrosoft">Cohost</a> <a href="https://cohost.org/realmicrosoft">Cohost</a>
</li> </li>
</ul> </ul>
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<p> <p>
this project is not associated in any way with the Unix brand or trademark, despite any potential this project is not associated in any way with the Unix brand or trademark, despite any potential
similarities or references to Unix or other Unix-like operating systems. similarities or references to Unix or other Unix-like operating systems.
</p> </p
<p> <p id="footer">
both wukkOS and the company Real Microsoft, LLC are not associated with Microsoft Corporation in <br>contact us at <a href="mailto:nikocs@voremicrocomputers.com">nikocs@voremicrocomputers.com</a> <a
any way, and should not be confused with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products. href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
we do not attempt to associate ourselves with Microsoft Corporation or any of its products.
</p>
<p id="footer"><b>REAL MICROSOFT LLC IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.<br>
WE DO NOT WORK WITH AND/OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY MICROSOFT CORPORATION PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:<br>
WINDOWS, AZURE, OFFICE, etc.<br></b>
<br>contact me (mr official bill gate) at <a href="mailto:billgate@realmicrosoft.com">billgate@realmicrosoft.com</a> <a
href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
<br> <br>
for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@realmicrosoft.com">devnull@realmicrosoft.com</a><br> for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@voremicrocomputers.com">devnull@voremicrocomputers.com</a><br>
or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a> or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a>
<br><br> <br><br>
<a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a> <a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a>
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"the scariest operating system in years", "the scariest operating system in years",
"NOT ACTUALLY UNIX, DO NOT SUE US", "NOT ACTUALLY UNIX, DO NOT SUE US",
"the only operating system called wukkOS", "the only operating system called wukkOS",
"Real Microsoft, LLC's official operating system", "Vore Micrcomputers, LLC's official operating system",
"free as in freedom, not as in freesex.com", "free as in freedom, not as in freesex.com",
"github copilot wanted me to say \"the operating system for the wukk\"", "github copilot wanted me to say \"the operating system for the wukk\"",
"the operating system for people who use twitter too much", "the operating system for people who use twitter too much",

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<html lang="en"> <html lang="en">
<head> <head>
<meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>realmicrosoft - yiffOS support - guide</title> <title>vore microcomputers - yiffOS support - guide</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
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<!DOCTYPE html> <!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en-UK"> <html lang="en-UK">
<head> <head>
<title>realmicrosoft - yiffOS support</title> <title>vore microcomputers - yiffOS support</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
</head> </head>

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<html lang="en"> <html lang="en">
<head> <head>
<meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>realmicrosoft yiffOS installers</title> <title>vore microcomputers yiffOS installers</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/microsoft.css"/>
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