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37 lines
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HTML
<html lang="en-UK">
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<title>officially real microsoft dot com</title>
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<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="microsoft.css"/>
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<body>
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<div class="container">
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<img src="/assets/logo.png" alt="realmicrosoft logo"/>
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<h1>welcome to Real Microsoft, LLC!</h1>
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<span id="big-space">
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<h2><a href="/yiffos/index.html">yiffOS</a></h2>
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<p id="footer"><b>REAL MICROSOFT LLC IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION.<br>
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WE DO NOT WORK WITH AND/OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANY MICROSOFT CORPORATION PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:<br>
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WINDOWS, AZURE, OFFICE, etc.<br></b>
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<br>contact me (mr official bill gate) at <a href="mailto:billgate@realmicrosoft.com">billgate@realmicrosoft.com</a> <a
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href="/pgp.asc">pgp key</a>
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for abuse, copyright, or other legal issues, contact <a href="mailto:devnull@realmicrosoft.com">devnull@realmicrosoft.com</a><br>
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or, call at <a href="tel:1-888-519-0437">+1 (888) 519-0437 (toll-free)</a> or <a href="tel:1-507-767-9433">+1 (507) RMS-YIFF (local)</a>
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<br><br>
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<a href="https://climate.stripe.com/4MO1d9">Our Carbon Footprint</a>
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<div class="credit">
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<img src="xenia.png" alt="image of xenia, an anthropomorphic fox who was a contender for the linux mascot"/>
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<span>image made by <a href="https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/">@cathodegaytube</a>!</span>
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